Some Classic Musician Jokes

Ok, they may be old but still worth a laugh...

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they have machines to do that now.

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 30. One to actually do it and 29 to stand around and say they could do it better.

Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One - two, one - two, check, one - two.

Did you hear about the drummer who boasted he could play 32nd notes? To prove it he played one.

Q: What's the difference between a lead singer and ice-cream? A: Most musicians like ice-cream.

Did you hear about the bass player who finished high-school? Me neither.